Sharman's Theory Of Laziness

I've thought about this for almost a year already. Finally I have decided to share it to the world! "Eureka" I should shout perhaps?


SHARMAN's THEORY OF LAZINESS

The basic principle we know about energy is that:
(1) Energy cannot be made or demolished
(2) Energy can ONLY be converted to other forms, that is for instance, kinetic energy can be converted to sound energy.

So from (1), since energy cannot be made or demolished, my apostulate is that there must be a fixed amount of energy this earth has had since the begining of time, and it is merely passed on. Now lets assume there is "X" amount of energy in this WHOLE earth.

Lets just ASSUME that there was only 1 person in the whole earth at the begining of time. So he/she would have X amount of energy.

But obviously, through curiosity and hormone urges, humans AND other organisms have multiplied since the begining of time. Lets assume there are 1000 things living now.

So all living things will have X/1000 or approximately of some amount like that. That is a significant difference compared to a whole X amount of energy, right?

And since work requires energy, and we have less energy to do work compared to our ancestors, we can't do as much work as them. Hence, not doing as much work, not that we want to BUT THE LACK OF ENERGY, causes a slip-minded term of 'laziness' to hatch. Its not really our fault now is that?

So that's the end.


I tell you, I should seriously be given a Nobel Prize For Science or even for humanity, for my thorough research and worth-wise contribution! This theory explains everything! Give me the award people, don't worry, I'm good with money. I won't waste the prize money with stocks or shares. I promise not to follow in the footsteps of...




...dear ol' magnificent Albert Einstein...