Monday, January 08, 2007

Sharman's Theory Of Laziness

I've thought about this for almost a year already. Finally I have decided to share it to the world! "Eureka" I should shout perhaps?


SHARMAN's THEORY OF LAZINESS

The basic principle we know about energy is that:
(1) Energy cannot be made or demolished
(2) Energy can ONLY be converted to other forms, that is for instance, kinetic energy can be converted to sound energy.

So from (1), since energy cannot be made or demolished, my apostulate is that there must be a fixed amount of energy this earth has had since the begining of time, and it is merely passed on. Now lets assume there is "X" amount of energy in this WHOLE earth.

Lets just ASSUME that there was only 1 person in the whole earth at the begining of time. So he/she would have X amount of energy.

But obviously, through curiosity and hormone urges, humans AND other organisms have multiplied since the begining of time. Lets assume there are 1000 things living now.

So all living things will have X/1000 or approximately of some amount like that. That is a significant difference compared to a whole X amount of energy, right?

And since work requires energy, and we have less energy to do work compared to our ancestors, we can't do as much work as them. Hence, not doing as much work, not that we want to BUT THE LACK OF ENERGY, causes a slip-minded term of 'laziness' to hatch. Its not really our fault now is that?

So that's the end.


I tell you, I should seriously be given a Nobel Prize For Science or even for humanity, for my thorough research and worth-wise contribution! This theory explains everything! Give me the award people, don't worry, I'm good with money. I won't waste the prize money with stocks or shares. I promise not to follow in the footsteps of...




...dear ol' magnificent Albert Einstein...

15 comments:

cheryl said...

Only lazy people can think of such excuses laaaRRRR~~~ tak boleh tahan @@

AdrenaLynn said...

Err..i skipped the whole thing.. too lazy to read ..hahah :p

sharman said...

hahaha must find something to divert the "blame" mahhh...hehehehe

Caroline said...

Too much of STPM! OMIGOSH!

sharman said...

:P

Dilah said...

HahHAHA!! Bravo! Such a theory made sense tho =)) That ought to be one of my excuses for not doing homework or skipping lectures *beams*

sharman said...

hehehe glad to know my discovery is useful! btw, hows drumma boy?

thanuhsa said...

ya rite... nobel prize indeed... now i got myself a GREAT excuse 4being lazy... not doin homework or cleaning up my room n stuff... thanks though!.. ;p

sharman said...

yeaaa yr welcomez!

believe in it, baru can work tau! hehehe

Dilah said...

sorry late reply..comp crash.

Mi drummer boy is doing great in camp, i assume =)

i miss drummer boy..

- ok u nid not know dat -

newaes, how come u are rarely online? keje eh..

sharman said...

yea working. thats why.

miss me ar???

hehehe i know u dooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

*gleams*

TKDaddict said...

hahaha...i love this...i wonder if any of my lects or the hospital consultants will accept this...eh sharman publish a paper on it then i can use it as a valid proven excuse..

sharman said...

hahaha i know awesome right and makes sense! i got no time to publish, so why dont u publish it instead and give some credit to me??? LOL

bernard jere said...

At first i thought the theory was some serious (academic) theory. It got me thinking some people can really be dumb...LOL...especialy when i read the point where u divided the Xenergy by population...., But seriously am looking for an explanation, a real theory for academic laziness...Am one of the lazient people on earth

sharman said...

hahaha it was just done for fun. back when i was school, my brains used to churn out silly ideas like this. can't help you with anything academic though. i don't have that kinda background lol... please do share if you find though :)