The SMS Story

(some idiot sms-ed me at 2am, these are the exact replies)

Weirdo: Hi..good morning!

I did not reply.

Weirdo: Can we be frens?..i cant sleep...

AGAIN I did not reply.

Weirdo: Eh..can be frens anot?..im friendly..hehe..

(finally I decide to reply thinking it MIGHT be one of my friends)

ME: U are??

Weirdo: Can call me???

I did not reply :).

Weirdo: I heard ur cute..really cute..so am i..Haha.. =)

(not at all flattered. C'mon "cute" of all words? urghhhh)

Me: I'm married, so no i dont want to be frens wt u nor do i want to call u

Weirdo: Hey..come on la..married??..2 who?..u dumped me 1 week ago!..so fast married?..u really deleted my num?(look who deleted who's number)..i tot u were joking!..hey amanda baby(AMANDA WHO?)..cant we even be frens?..u really hate me dat much?(on behalf of amanda, yes i think she does!)..kinda hurts u noe..

Me: Yes im a-man-DUHH(pun intended).. Sorry i dumped u.. I wasnt thinkin straight.. U wanna get back together?

Weirdo: yes..i stil love u..but u sound weird..u ok?..

Me: Its almost 3am..i cant think straight(pun intended).. How do u expect me to sound?

Weirdo: Im sorry baby(breakup ready pun tak malu wanna call "baby" eh?)..don get angry..r u tired 2day?..u usually dont sleep so early..

Me: Now dear i'm really tired.. Billy is waiting 4 me on the bed..

Weirdo: Who is billy????..u seeing someone else?(your bussines is it?)..dont do this 2 me amanda...i love u alot..believe me..i love u..

(feeling a bit remorseful, i thought i should help patch them back together laaa)

Me: Haha jus kidding.. But i'm really tired now.. Surprise me tmrw n we'll c bout it?

Weirdo: Ok..can we meet at our usual spot?..nid me 2 fetch u?..

Me: Yes pls fetch me.. Surprise me..

Weirdo: Ok..i will..i will pick u at 2pm..c u 2moro..love u lots..i will be counting da seconds till we meet(*pukes* so blardy corny!)nitez..sweet dreams...dream of me ok(prasannyeee)..muackz..=)

(next day at 1.30pm i receive an sms from weirdo)

Weirdo: Hey baby..i will be there in 30mins ok..c u..love u..muackz..

*smacks forehead n disgusted*

Since then, no replies langsung. Possibilities: 1. Amanda just screwed him up nicely or 2. She cair with his romantic move which I initiated he do. But as a whole, I think I kinda realized why amanda couldn't tahan him and his jiwang-ness. yuck.
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Anywayz, just came back from kl last night, I'm off to pahang later at 7pm ++!!! Dunno when I'll be back, but i'm sure i'll find my means to blog somehow. Ciowzzz!!! *gleams*

*Its a holi holi holiday!!!*