In fact, there wouldn't even be a person named Oscar!", Ellen DeGe-something at the Oscar Awards.
Today I was at the lawyer's office alone and I had no work to do. So I made blue corners, and I shall now professionally guide you how to make it too!
Step1: Cut a strip of paper, the width slightly more than the width of a ruler.
Step2: Fold in one end as shown.
Step3: Fold in the other end the same way.
This is the front view.
At the end of the day, this is how much I made. Quite a lot huh? Hehehe...
SO WHY AM I MAKING IT FOR??? This is what you use it for:
SO WHY AM I MAKING IT FOR??? This is what you use it for:
However, that's not all you can do with it. Let me demonstrate!
OR:
Ironic thing that happened, usually there are 3 rulers VISIBLY found. But today, only found ONE! Hence, tower very short.
Was I really that bored? YES is the answer.
*all pics were taken with my super-fly 0.3(zero point THREE!) camera phone...still no money yet to upgrade...
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Something a bit on the disgusting side. I give you the option of NOT reading.
I made Alicafe at the office to drink yesterday. The instant coffee with Tongkat Ali
(NO I DON'T NEED THE EXTRA SUPPLEMENT FYI! that was all there was to drink)
Few hours later when I went to pee, I realized my piss smelt of ALICAFE!
Euwwww...and weird!
"Semakin tinggi, semakin hodoh"
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12 comments:
Tht must've been a very productive day eh? =P As for the disgusting side....Tongkat Ali?....of all things..=P Nothing wrong with that of course...
VERY productive :P
well a lot of ppl seem to be drinking it...maybe mild tongkat ali kot...hahaha
hahahha guess malaysian guys need to work 'harder' hehehhe not implying u ya sharman... :p
interesting corners! should try that for some of my docs, always have problems organising my docs!
memang takde keje...
newaes, i once was about to drink this cup of water, which my dad told me at the last nanosecond bfo i sipped, that it was TOngkat ali! i was...turned off and drank a glass of air putih instead.
yech! issit nice?
but does make u stronger. rite??!
part1 >> one word: WADAFUK?!!
part2 >> *slaps forehead* sharman sniffs his piss
kristie: well i hope u not implying yr laogong either hehehe :P...jus joking ya!!!
OMG! u serious ar??? my silly corners post make sense to u??? fuyohhh feel damn proud wei...hahahaha REALLY proud tat it came to use! hehehe
dilah: hehehe the coffee doesnt taste bad la... i mean its been commercially exploited sampai tak bermakna i think...dont even know wats tongkat ali suppose to taste like, but the coffee taste OK laaaaa..bout the stronger, haven't tried hehehe...wait ya wen im 50 u ask me again...or maybe u can ask someone else by den!
*shake head*: part1- I WAS BORED! at least it was time made for useful things :P
part2- the smell went EVERYWHERE laaaa...i dont smell my piss! euwww...its like super *gosh forgot tat chemistry word to say the smell cepat merebak everywhere!*
part3- tidur awal la!
-i told my sis bout the corners, then she tak faham n wanted me to SHOW her, so i terpaksa ikut the umm instructions u posted, n actually MADE corners!! lol.
-got such chemistry word ar? alamak.
-i wasnt sleepy, how to tidur la? sleeping pills pun takde.
-semakin tinggi semakin hodoh? apasal pulak?
hahahahahahhaahaahhahhahhaa
to shanz
- WHYYYY yr sis even WANTS to know what it is???
XP XP XP THIS POST WAS ACTUALLY USEFUL!!! muahahaha...omggg so crap yet useful hahahaha
-GOTTT...*now im gonna sound like a geek* its the equilibrium chapter, volatile or something?
-told u right, exercise n sweat and go to sleep all sticky n wet! lol
-one of my teacher said tat -_-''
vonblue: *laughs back at u*
btw, just gave kai sheng (or however u spell his name) yr number..his been wanting it since LAST year. he must hv gone insane redi...wantin yr number all...shessshhh
OHYA!! volatile! hahaha.
results nex week eh?
-_-|| ish teruknye yr teacher..
ohya, visha baru re-confirmed that ure weird. LOL! XD
ohya! (another 'ohya') did i tell u my sch ada pokok tongkat ali? haha kelakar la..aphrodisiac..in SCH!
hehe i teachin u pulak chem...results tak tau lagi lor...dowanna know yet hahaha
my teacher, well she said "kesian awek kau...kena pandang muka u ni"...TATS even worse kan? haahaha
n wadaya mean re-confirmed...she had doubts ke??? sheeshhh...
yr sch a lot of mati pucuk ppl. so they give free supply of tongkat ali HAHAHAHHAHAA
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