Showstoppingly Usual

Recent findings have found a confirmed cure for hiccups that requires no cost, maybe a lil discomfort but ironicially could be a 'source of euphoria' for some.

When plighted with this common household ailment, just take sumting clean (for safety reasons) and shove it up your ass! Literally! "Research" have found that by stimulating your rectum, hiccups would be overcomed.

So for those who are just a pain in the ass, you've got a new reason to stick it up your ass! Hail the hiccup?
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(Snip-it from Yes Dear)

Guy: Do you know why I have this fear of penguins?

Terapist: Have you ever been taught by a nun?

Guy: Yes I have! Oh my God, you're good!
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(I know its not nice posting lyrics but heck. I like this song. Old song. Del Amitri's Roll To Me)

Look around your world pretty baby
Is it everything you hoped it'd be
The wrong guy, the wrong situation
The right time to roll to me

Look into your heart pretty baby,
Is it aching with some nameless need.
Is there something wrong and you can't put your finger on it
Right then, roll to me

And i don't think i have ever seen a soul so in despair
So if you want to talk the night through
Guess who will be there?

So don't try to deny it pretty baby,
You've been down so long you can hardly see
When the engine's stalled and it won't stop raining
It's the right time to roll to me

Look around your world pretty baby
Is it everything you hoped it'd be
The wrong guy, the wrong situation
The right time to roll to me....