Saturday, October 07, 2006

Showstoppingly Usual

Recent findings have found a confirmed cure for hiccups that requires no cost, maybe a lil discomfort but ironicially could be a 'source of euphoria' for some.

When plighted with this common household ailment, just take sumting clean (for safety reasons) and shove it up your ass! Literally! "Research" have found that by stimulating your rectum, hiccups would be overcomed.

So for those who are just a pain in the ass, you've got a new reason to stick it up your ass! Hail the hiccup?
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(Snip-it from Yes Dear)

Guy: Do you know why I have this fear of penguins?

Terapist: Have you ever been taught by a nun?

Guy: Yes I have! Oh my God, you're good!
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(I know its not nice posting lyrics but heck. I like this song. Old song. Del Amitri's Roll To Me)

Look around your world pretty baby
Is it everything you hoped it'd be
The wrong guy, the wrong situation
The right time to roll to me

Look into your heart pretty baby,
Is it aching with some nameless need.
Is there something wrong and you can't put your finger on it
Right then, roll to me

And i don't think i have ever seen a soul so in despair
So if you want to talk the night through
Guess who will be there?

So don't try to deny it pretty baby,
You've been down so long you can hardly see
When the engine's stalled and it won't stop raining
It's the right time to roll to me

Look around your world pretty baby
Is it everything you hoped it'd be
The wrong guy, the wrong situation
The right time to roll to me....

16 comments:

cheryl said...

Sharman always poke his ass in public. Scared people think he is crazy so he comes out with this post publicly~ for the reason; curing hiccups!

booh! said...

*raises eyebrows*
*laughs*

AdrenaLynn said...

No Wonder I never Hear or see My husband having hiccups... hahahahha

hmm..then again ah.. I've never seen/heard you having hiccups either leh.......muahahahahha *looks around for shanz* :p

me? No lah, My burps are my hiccups in disguise :p

Ok I'm sick.. like u don't know that....

sharman said...

cheryl: wa lao hentam me for wat! really true la!! come out in papers leh...see la, u dont read papers kan? :P

booh: AAHHHHHH!

adrenalynn: oiks!!! i DONT DO SUCH STUFF K! XP XP XP... yes we all know u r sick...VERY SICK! :P

AdrenaLynn said...

yeah yeah...not yet lah at least...muahahhahaha

sharman said...

OIKS!!! cruell nyeerrrrr!!!!!!!! SERABAI!

cheryl said...

sharman : hehehe bleks

sharman said...

*blueekkkk u balik!!!*

booh a.k.a shanz said...

cheryl, adrenalynn, terima kasih banyak banyak kerana membuka mata saya untuk melihat kebenaran yang sungguh dahsyat ini..

*shakes head*

oh sharman.. *shakes head*.. i shouldve known better..

AdrenaLynn said...

Sharman: What in the bloody kebabai is a Serabai??

heheh...shanz step innocent :p

AdrenaLynn said...

Btw sharaman... you do notice that you beyonce video pulling your side bar to the bottom of the page kan???

sharman said...

haiyooo WATEVER LA U PPL! XP XP XP

serabai has many meanings..serabai normally means watever...but i think for this context, it'll be sumtin like horrible...yeaaa....lidat...

eh dulu the video got but the sidebar was still at the SIDE...coz i put the video at the footer...only recently its cacat...was wondering and still wondering wats wrong..

shanz said...

what the devil is KEBABAI pulak???

*scratches head*

sharman said...

i have NO IDEA...but it rhymes with serabai! hahahaha..very weird sound it makes...

AdrenaLynn said...

Kebabai is a word me fren used back in skool. it's like the F in WTF.. like.. how she would say.. "aper bender kebabai siak nie?"

Lets not even go to her other word.. babi bonsai.

Damn i miss those days

sharman said...

hehehehe i like the other word...babi bonsai!!! hahahaha dunno y it reminds me of sumo wrestling! hahahaha

sounds lk someone's old... :P