Saturday, February 03, 2007

Noticed

I saw a cheque:

Ringgit Malaysia One Million ONLY.

-_-!!! wow. Only.

I was up in Penang for Thaipusam. In the crowded streets, among the busy-ness of the day & night & traffic, pranced groups of indian fellas.

I just found it irritating that they blast their tamil-techno songs and "dance" like they're damn blardy great, when they have nothing to do with the festival.

Anyways, there were 2 guys dancing. Rather intimately and rather provocatively. It disgusted me. Imagine butt-grinding if you must, but with two possibly wastedly drunk guys.

And its also weird how these guys end up "dancing" with a group of guys only. You dont see a girl anywhere near them.


One more thing I've noticed, it is MORE common to find a maliayee man and a teo chew woman getting married than any other combo. I have yet to find a conclusive reason for this, but further research will be continued. Donations to support my useful cause is encouragingly accepted.

-leftover update-

* People who dance to tamil songs, make VERY good shufflers.

* Saw a pair of eagles gliding around outside our hotelroom in Penang. They looked so calm and majestic and without worry. Just gliding round and round above the sea. Got me fooled for a kite, but won't it be great to just fly?

"Now everybody can fly too"? I really wish I could AirAsia ;D

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(absolutely hillarious to me)

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow.

The horse falls into a mudhole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mudhole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse,and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said,

"Grab for my 'thingy' pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

wahlau ey....

sharman said...

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aha said...

*LAUGHSSSS!!!* omg

sharman said...

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Anonymous said...

jus perasan lor.. ure good at it wat..

sharman said...

hehehehe u must know well ;D

Anonymous said...

Tat's hilarious dude.... Cud u b so kind 2 lend me the *** if one day i accidentally fell into a mud hole?? Hahaz~!!! jking ^^

sharman said...

hhahahaha no way man!

who r u by the way?