(gonna be pretty long)
Got about a week of 'holiday' off examz, which will resume next tuesday with chemistry and FINALLY the last of all papers, physics. I tell you, the glory of science has NOT bestowed upon me. Anyways, I shall not rant here about my examz (someone else shall suffer), instead I wanna blog about the things that make me laugh during examz, but can't burst out laughing coz others will think you're mad, you know? So you control you're laughter, and try to wipe it off your mind. Then you discipline yourself to forget about it, coz you're wasting time laughing when you have a ton to write on those scripts, you know?
Well, there are quite a few things that tickled me laughter, such as the thought of mirrors, simple spelling mistakes, translation, and about a guy named Nick. But today, omg, was the worst thought ever. Cousin SC told me she did this last time, before the evolution of technological advancements in telecommunication.
Once, she used to like this particular guy, but the guy didnt like her. Then, he got a gf. She got angry/jealous/pissed, so she called his mom.
And told her she was pregnant with her son's child. Gosh, I wonder what kind of hell he had to go through...
Case 1: People used to call her house number pressuming it was a club(as in recreational club, NOT clubbin' club). Early on sunday mornings, LOTSA ppl will start calling her for bookings. Once she got pissed, she decided to take 12 bookings, all at the same time!
Out of curiosity, she called the club they were referring to find out about the booking. She found out each booked time will get 20mins, that means only one booking every 20mins! hahahahaha 12 bookings at the SAME TIME! hahahahaha...
Case 2: A lady called her house looking for a guy named D, but actually wrong number. The conversation(which distracted me from my exam today!):
Lady: Hello, boleh cakap dgn D?
SC: Oh D dah meninggal la.
Lady: *jawi words* Ye ke?
SC: Ye. Tak de org beritahu awak ke?
Lady: Tak de la. Baru dua hari lepas saya telepon dia...
SC: Ye la. Baru meninggal...kita semua turun untuk pengebumian dia...
*lady goes on abt D, and finally puts the phone down*
After about half an hour, lady calls back...
Lady: Oi! Org salah nombor cakap je la! Nak tipu tipu shj! *rambles summore*
SC just laughs silently on the other side of the phone.