Monday, June 22, 2009

H2O Bomb

i have been guzzling more water down my throat than usual. i've had this sudden breakout of pimples that is just excrutiatingly annoying the life out of me. its indescribeable.

i do admit that i had not been consuming enough water lately BECAUSE i was too lazy to boil water and wait for it to cool down. i was also too lazy to buy some from 7-E. even on good days i already have sufficient pimples to keep my face swollen. so this sudden breakout was damn intolerable. maybe i needed more water. and that was my solution.

now, i find myself visiting the toilet so frequent as though it was the powder room and i was a budding star over conscious of my appearance. the toiletbowl is as clear as Evian water when i'm done. i think a litmus paper won't change colour.


but at least its working for now.

problem number 2 is trying to contain myself from letting go the f-bomb unnecessarily, and especially at home. its become a daily vocabulary for me, that i say it without knowledge. don't you think its the most multi-purpose all weather word in the world? it can sound crude, obscene, vulgar, yet pleasant too? but the problem of the evolution of the f-bomb, nobody forgets the root.

away from home, this isn't such a problem. back home, its not a convenient word with two kids running around. i've had some help from miss db about this extension of vocabulary, and the closes that i can agree with is "freaking". the only fault i find, it sounds a lot like the f-bomb. like fish too. i want something more discrete and less obvious that i'm swearing.

hmmm... "obviously" fits as well. less enthusiastic though :P

any other suggestions? your kindness is very much appreciated.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bummer..?

sharman said...

hmmm thats ok... but cant use it in "thats a bumming lie!"... see no effect hahahah..

identify pls.. thankyu...

Moja Amin™ said...

We are in the same boat! I'm the laziest person on planet earth to boil water! That's the beauty of having a bunch of housemates you know; they'll (unwillingly) boil it for you, and of course, for the sake of their throat too! AHAHAHA!

Dude, write us something about planes lah please. Since YellowHerbie's abrupt closing, I have no place to go to oredi. hehehe!

:))

sharman said...

mojo: hahaha unfortunately my housemates not as unwilling as yrs :( damn....

hehehe thats a hard one to live up to man. yellowherb was awesome. i will try to bring up more stuff bout aviation, but i dont think it'll be as good as his. pls b patient though, i havent started learning about the planes yet :)

AdrenaLynn said...

Bro..I got a problem with the F word too..but I thinks thats obvious enuff... i got no filter one!!

I suppose everyone there boils their water before can drink one ah btw..??

sharman said...

kak: hahaha u REALLY no filter... hands down ur the Fword sifu lol... tapi at yr parents place u dont let go rite? surprisingly...

yup kena boil... not as clean la i guess...

Dilah said...

haha....

well i guess nothing's as good as a good fuck.

pardon the pun. XD

sharman said...

dilah: LOL.... so agree wt that! and the pun too!!