Monday, June 22, 2009

H2O Bomb

i have been guzzling more water down my throat than usual. i've had this sudden breakout of pimples that is just excrutiatingly annoying the life out of me. its indescribeable.

i do admit that i had not been consuming enough water lately BECAUSE i was too lazy to boil water and wait for it to cool down. i was also too lazy to buy some from 7-E. even on good days i already have sufficient pimples to keep my face swollen. so this sudden breakout was damn intolerable. maybe i needed more water. and that was my solution.

now, i find myself visiting the toilet so frequent as though it was the powder room and i was a budding star over conscious of my appearance. the toiletbowl is as clear as Evian water when i'm done. i think a litmus paper won't change colour.


but at least its working for now.

problem number 2 is trying to contain myself from letting go the f-bomb unnecessarily, and especially at home. its become a daily vocabulary for me, that i say it without knowledge. don't you think its the most multi-purpose all weather word in the world? it can sound crude, obscene, vulgar, yet pleasant too? but the problem of the evolution of the f-bomb, nobody forgets the root.

away from home, this isn't such a problem. back home, its not a convenient word with two kids running around. i've had some help from miss db about this extension of vocabulary, and the closes that i can agree with is "freaking". the only fault i find, it sounds a lot like the f-bomb. like fish too. i want something more discrete and less obvious that i'm swearing.

hmmm... "obviously" fits as well. less enthusiastic though :P

any other suggestions? your kindness is very much appreciated.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bummer..?

sharman said...

hmmm thats ok... but cant use it in "thats a bumming lie!"... see no effect hahahah..

identify pls.. thankyu...

Moja Amin said...

We are in the same boat! I'm the laziest person on planet earth to boil water! That's the beauty of having a bunch of housemates you know; they'll (unwillingly) boil it for you, and of course, for the sake of their throat too! AHAHAHA!

Dude, write us something about planes lah please. Since YellowHerbie's abrupt closing, I have no place to go to oredi. hehehe!

:))

sharman said...

mojo: hahaha unfortunately my housemates not as unwilling as yrs :( damn....

hehehe thats a hard one to live up to man. yellowherb was awesome. i will try to bring up more stuff bout aviation, but i dont think it'll be as good as his. pls b patient though, i havent started learning about the planes yet :)

AdrenaLynn said...

Bro..I got a problem with the F word too..but I thinks thats obvious enuff... i got no filter one!!

I suppose everyone there boils their water before can drink one ah btw..??

sharman said...

kak: hahaha u REALLY no filter... hands down ur the Fword sifu lol... tapi at yr parents place u dont let go rite? surprisingly...

yup kena boil... not as clean la i guess...

sharman said...

dilah: LOL.... so agree wt that! and the pun too!!