http://www.thecicak.com/?p=102
(watch the video if you want to)
Looks like some people just dont have basic common sense, or grew up in a singularly ethnic populated community. Or maybe somebody just doesn't like peace and harmony? But I just think that somebody was a naturally born pain in the rectum! Someone please open a can of whoop a$$ for him?
Anywayz, I'm not really bothered with the 'main issue', I guess that's what politics are for. A helluva waste to taxpayers' .... (hint hint: $$$)
I remember in form5 I entered debate. Parlimentary-styled Debate (or called something like that, but I'm SURE it had the word Pariment). I remember how my Sir used to warn us about manners. Never intimidate the oppose, and ALWAYS watch what we say. Oh, and of course, speak when spoken to. NEVER interrupt!
Now it leaves me wondering, if Parliment is a bunch of hoot-hoots like in the video, who the hell created such reasons for the competition? They certainly demolished all of what I learnt. Parlimentary konon...MY ASS!
Continuity, their BM sux!!! Omg, macam kat kedai kopi! Mak aii.... so tunggang langgang!!! Damn teruk wei, and like EVERYONE's BM sux!!! And nicely they put stupid literature (sastera melayu!!! i didnt mean shaking spears...which I don't mind) in SPM syllabus*. I think many of them would flunk with falling colours if they sat for SPM BM paper. No, I think ALL of them will fail! Bet they won't be able to find ANY wrong grammar in that section in the paper where you're suppose to correct grammatically wrong words!
Btw, BM means Bahasa Melayu. FYI if any didn't realize.
*BM SPM paper I had surprisingly aced. Very proud moment la! Gosh, missed those days REALLY BAD!!! :(
Saturday, October 14, 2006
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Junkie...mails
I hate chain mails. And I HATE forwarded mails that say whatever service you are using will be closed down if you don't forward it!
SERIOUSLY, ITS ANNOYING! Gosh, it doesnt make sense and its all just the figment of a really BORED person's imagination to start it all off!
SERIOUSLY, how would hotmail/yahoo/friendster know you forwarded that stupid message? Got some kind of online detector? Its kinda funny how the founder/director of hotmail/yahoo/friendster has so much free time to start such a stupid message! Shouldn't he/she be happy that MANY people are using the service?
AND I REALLY REALLY REALLY honestly can't stand chain letters! First of all, I don't believe in it! Like that freaky guy can be all over the world at the same time to murder you? And yea, whoever that forwards it to me, thanks for CURSING me to do bad and horrible and terrible and atrocious in my life! Some really great friend you are...
And recently, the sms has been hit by the stupid chain disease. *rolls eye*...so much money to waste ar? Next time, I'd appreciate it EVEN MORE if you just gave me that 15 cents then forwarding it. At least can buy ONE sweet!
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JOKE TO LAME YOU
Once, a lion squashed a turtle's egg. When the turtle realized what happened, he got VERY angry. Then he saw a tiger.
So the turtle entered his shell and rolled down the hill and knocked into the tiger! Then he scolded the tiger,
"Don't think you cut your hair I don't recognize you!"
Later on, the tiger saw a monitor lizard. So he ran smacked the lizard with his paw and scolded,
"Don't think you come out of your shell I won't recognice you!"
After that, the monitor lizard saw a cat and he headed towards it. Then, he scratched the cat and scolded,
"Don't think I won't recognize you just because you try to act cute!"
The angry cat later saw an earthworm and rushed over to it. Then he scolded the earthworm,
"Children must pay for their parents wrong deeds!"
PIAKKKKK...the worm was squashed...
SERIOUSLY, ITS ANNOYING! Gosh, it doesnt make sense and its all just the figment of a really BORED person's imagination to start it all off!
SERIOUSLY, how would hotmail/yahoo/friendster know you forwarded that stupid message? Got some kind of online detector? Its kinda funny how the founder/director of hotmail/yahoo/friendster has so much free time to start such a stupid message! Shouldn't he/she be happy that MANY people are using the service?
AND I REALLY REALLY REALLY honestly can't stand chain letters! First of all, I don't believe in it! Like that freaky guy can be all over the world at the same time to murder you? And yea, whoever that forwards it to me, thanks for CURSING me to do bad and horrible and terrible and atrocious in my life! Some really great friend you are...
And recently, the sms has been hit by the stupid chain disease. *rolls eye*...so much money to waste ar? Next time, I'd appreciate it EVEN MORE if you just gave me that 15 cents then forwarding it. At least can buy ONE sweet!
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JOKE TO LAME YOU
Once, a lion squashed a turtle's egg. When the turtle realized what happened, he got VERY angry. Then he saw a tiger.
So the turtle entered his shell and rolled down the hill and knocked into the tiger! Then he scolded the tiger,
"Don't think you cut your hair I don't recognize you!"
Later on, the tiger saw a monitor lizard. So he ran smacked the lizard with his paw and scolded,
"Don't think you come out of your shell I won't recognice you!"
After that, the monitor lizard saw a cat and he headed towards it. Then, he scratched the cat and scolded,
"Don't think I won't recognize you just because you try to act cute!"
The angry cat later saw an earthworm and rushed over to it. Then he scolded the earthworm,
"Children must pay for their parents wrong deeds!"
PIAKKKKK...the worm was squashed...
Saturday, October 07, 2006
Showstoppingly Usual
Recent findings have found a confirmed cure for hiccups that requires no cost, maybe a lil discomfort but ironicially could be a 'source of euphoria' for some.
When plighted with this common household ailment, just take sumting clean (for safety reasons) and shove it up your ass! Literally! "Research" have found that by stimulating your rectum, hiccups would be overcomed.
So for those who are just a pain in the ass, you've got a new reason to stick it up your ass! Hail the hiccup?
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(Snip-it from Yes Dear)
Guy: Do you know why I have this fear of penguins?
Terapist: Have you ever been taught by a nun?
Guy: Yes I have! Oh my God, you're good!
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(I know its not nice posting lyrics but heck. I like this song. Old song. Del Amitri's Roll To Me)
Look around your world pretty baby
Is it everything you hoped it'd be
The wrong guy, the wrong situation
The right time to roll to me
Look into your heart pretty baby,
Is it aching with some nameless need.
Is there something wrong and you can't put your finger on it
Right then, roll to me
And i don't think i have ever seen a soul so in despair
So if you want to talk the night through
Guess who will be there?
So don't try to deny it pretty baby,
You've been down so long you can hardly see
When the engine's stalled and it won't stop raining
It's the right time to roll to me
Look around your world pretty baby
Is it everything you hoped it'd be
The wrong guy, the wrong situation
The right time to roll to me....
When plighted with this common household ailment, just take sumting clean (for safety reasons) and shove it up your ass! Literally! "Research" have found that by stimulating your rectum, hiccups would be overcomed.
So for those who are just a pain in the ass, you've got a new reason to stick it up your ass! Hail the hiccup?
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(Snip-it from Yes Dear)
Guy: Do you know why I have this fear of penguins?
Terapist: Have you ever been taught by a nun?
Guy: Yes I have! Oh my God, you're good!
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(I know its not nice posting lyrics but heck. I like this song. Old song. Del Amitri's Roll To Me)
Look around your world pretty baby
Is it everything you hoped it'd be
The wrong guy, the wrong situation
The right time to roll to me
Look into your heart pretty baby,
Is it aching with some nameless need.
Is there something wrong and you can't put your finger on it
Right then, roll to me
And i don't think i have ever seen a soul so in despair
So if you want to talk the night through
Guess who will be there?
So don't try to deny it pretty baby,
You've been down so long you can hardly see
When the engine's stalled and it won't stop raining
It's the right time to roll to me
Look around your world pretty baby
Is it everything you hoped it'd be
The wrong guy, the wrong situation
The right time to roll to me....
Friday, October 06, 2006
LAME-ooo *laughs*
I've got a weird obsession (besides Shanz XP). Do you use i-Tunes? Well, I think its visual effect is ABSOLUTELY SUPERB!!! Its not like Windows Media Player or anything else. Honestly, its nice! I wish I had abundant free time and I could play my favourite song and just watch it! HAHAHAHAHA SO LAME kan? But I find solace in it hahaha...just watch the colours wiz and twist and buzz around! Damn weirdly nice!!! LOL!!!
Oh yea, check this out:
Oh yea, check this out:
Cool huh? Heck whoever Victor Ong is, but its actually CHOCOLATE! yup, CHOCOLATE! Edible Belgium dark chocolate! Just wanted to share this with you guys out there. Well, now I can proudly say I HAD a Platinum Visa Card...hahahahha
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Many of my friends say I look like one Korean actor, I THINK his name is Kim Rae Won (besides me looking like a certain Gregory Butt Pattaya VJ)...
Well, certain findings say I look more like...erm....see for yourself:
and
Looks like I look A LOT like Aung San Suu Kyi! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! Lotsa poppish chinese/korean/japan/or whatever they are boyband guys! hahahahhahaha!!! Anyone wanna set up a BOIBAND? lol!!! Hope I get the brains and the fame of Ang Lee though...hehehehe...DAMN I dont know how to play the guitar. Could become like Jimi Hendrix!
MOM said: Its alright if you look like him(Jimi), just don't follow his footsteps!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
Well everyone, lets work for a more democratic society?
Monday, October 02, 2006
Green Me...Lets All Be Green!
*sings* I Bet You Think This Post Is About You, don't you? DON'T YOU?
The taman before mine. Some idiot cut all the trees! Or should I say FELLED the trees! (hehehe).
I mean it was just a land with trees. Now, NOTHING! Everything gone. No more trees! Looks so bright now. Not so peaceful looking ready.
Well, although I don't do anything to help conserve the environment, but neither do I destroy it. So let me just rant.
Anywayz, Kok says that land, hospitals used to dump dead bodies that nobody claimed, and wonders who wants to stay in such a place. But I just feel sorry coz the trees gone! So un-cooling. So pitiful. TREES HAVE FEELINGS TOO! (pls read Sound Machine by Roald Dahl lol!)
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I just saw the trailer to "You Me & Dupree". Well, I laugh to myself when I think about the title.
Ok, did anyone catch "How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days"? The part the girl names her bf's manhood Princess "sumtin"? Then he names it Krull The Warrior! Or something like that...DO YOU REMEMBER?
Well, "You Me & Dupree". Sounds like she names his manhood Dupree hahahaha...so tak de connection...but that's just what I think! :P :P :P
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Classroom Hoots Of Unstudied Moments
Big Head was asking Lemon if she would leave her bf for someone better. Lemon replied NO, and just to justify her answer, Lemon asked me the same question.
OF COURSE I SAID I WON'T LEAVE SHANZ!!!
...coz I'll never find anyone better...its impossible... ;D
The taman before mine. Some idiot cut all the trees! Or should I say FELLED the trees! (hehehe).
I mean it was just a land with trees. Now, NOTHING! Everything gone. No more trees! Looks so bright now. Not so peaceful looking ready.
Well, although I don't do anything to help conserve the environment, but neither do I destroy it. So let me just rant.
Anywayz, Kok says that land, hospitals used to dump dead bodies that nobody claimed, and wonders who wants to stay in such a place. But I just feel sorry coz the trees gone! So un-cooling. So pitiful. TREES HAVE FEELINGS TOO! (pls read Sound Machine by Roald Dahl lol!)
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I just saw the trailer to "You Me & Dupree". Well, I laugh to myself when I think about the title.
Ok, did anyone catch "How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days"? The part the girl names her bf's manhood Princess "sumtin"? Then he names it Krull The Warrior! Or something like that...DO YOU REMEMBER?
Well, "You Me & Dupree". Sounds like she names his manhood Dupree hahahaha...so tak de connection...but that's just what I think! :P :P :P
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Classroom Hoots Of Unstudied Moments
Big Head was asking Lemon if she would leave her bf for someone better. Lemon replied NO, and just to justify her answer, Lemon asked me the same question.
OF COURSE I SAID I WON'T LEAVE SHANZ!!!
...coz I'll never find anyone better...its impossible... ;D
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